expect the unexpected

ok so how and the heck do you really do that?  i mean is life like driving?  check the mirrors, look into the blind spots to avoid a collission.  how could i ever expect that this would happen?  this wasnt supposed to happen.  to what do i owe the pleasure of this completely desirable luscious thing happen?  thought it was past tense and then wham.  ok, time to regroup and rethink...wait...maybe i dont think....damn, here i go, thinking.  all i k now is, im impressed....that is a hard feat to accomplish.  damn you thing....damn you.